Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just high enough for therapy.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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