why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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