At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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