How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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