You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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