"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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