Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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