you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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