love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
