dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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