I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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