Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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