How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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