I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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