She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
