Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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