I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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