I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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