she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
