'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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