i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
