Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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