I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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