i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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