Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This is the high leading the old right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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