Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
