Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do vagina's smell?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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