No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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