marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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