Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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