if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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