Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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