You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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