i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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