I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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