Your dad touched me again.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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