508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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