Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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