I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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