I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You have to summon your inner elephant
I didn't notice because vodka
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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