is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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