All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
True but thats because hes a fetus.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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