I am puke
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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