You really coming over, don't trick.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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