I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
