No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
