Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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