that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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