She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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