new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
